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[demetri zeelem]

demetri franky zeelem,
twenty , tourist , andy samberg.

first of all , i'm curious as to when you were born and where. how old does that make you today ?

i was born in new york city , yeah yeah. i was born twenty years ago , what else is there ? my birthday is august fifteenth , so that means i can legally drink in the united states and whatnot. nothing important happened on my birthday or so i think. my parents never tell me anything anymore.

whats your status here , exactly. can you tell us what you do for a living ?

i'm a tourist. its pretty interesting. i get to roam around milan , filming people for my documentary and stuff. i'll be leaving at the end of june to premiere my movie at a film festivial.

and your parents , who are they and what do they like ?

my parents are weird to be honest. they're this hippy type who are really into weed and chakra's. growing up , we had to have a calm household and be all zen and stuff. my parents didn't appreciate that i was such a rambunctious child and whanot and made me go be zen outside. my parents ended up divorcing when i was twelve and my mom married a lawyer , went back to school and became a teacher. my dad is living off in some monk temple in china. i haven't spoken to him since i was thirteen and he left.

so what about siblings , are there any other important family members ?

i have no siblings. my parents believed that raising one child was good for the soul and two would ruin it.

i see , now could you tell me your favorite and least favorite things ?

likes , films , jokes , partying , moustaches , pranks , comedians , flirting , pencils & pixie sticks , t-pain , boats

dislikes , serious people , rude people , people not being able to take a joke , batteries , note cards , too long of nails , liars , calm people , boring names ,

so what about relationships , how do you find those ?

i could lie and say that i love hooking up and i'm such a player but truth be told , i can never be serious enough to be in a relationship. i'm focusing on my work right now. the one relationship i've had , she tried to make me change my ways. she told me that i was too comedic and that i needed to get serious about our relationship. the girl tried to enroll me back into college to become a banker like her father. i had to the end the relationship. she didn't accept me for me.

we've asked about family , significant others , but what about a pet ?

i have no pets. yet.

last but not least - your best kept secret , what is it exactly ?

sometimes - i want to be taken seriously for who i am. i want to be the demetri that people can count on & trust.

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