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[callum mccoy]

callum zeppelin mccoy,
twenty three, milan local, pete wentz.

first of all , i'm curious as to when you were born and where. how old does that make you today ?

well I wasn’t really expected really I just happened and it was kind of weird because my mother didn’t really know she was pregnant maybe because she was so high all the time or whatever i’m not really sure. anyways I was born on june twenty seventh on a bright sunny day in england I can’t tell you where because I don’t really member so I guess it wasn’t all that important now was it.

whats your status here , exactly. can you tell us what you do for a living ?

here well I’m just a local I don’t do much, but I haven’t been here in a while I actually went back to the united states to visit my mother and father though they weren’t too happy seeing me again but they loosen up to me I guess. here I’m inspired to be a musician but I’m having a bit of trouble trying to get that up and working but whatever I basically live off my grandmothers money anyways she loves me. at the moment i don’t have a steady job I usually just do favors for people for money, whatever it pays the bills sometimes.

and your parents , who are they and what do they like ?

well my parents I really don’t like to talk about them but I guess I’ll just have to deal with this then. my mother’s name is pandora lynn mccoy and I don’t share her age because when I do must people just think I’m crazy because she looks older than her age anyways at one point in life she actually was a musician like I want to be but she got into the wrong crowd and started using drugs like no other that’s around the time she had me and of course I came out slower than I should have been but it doesn’t matter I’m still good looking. Currently she lives with my father in Brooklyn running a small little clothing shop, we aren’t close at all but I still love her even if she’s a bit crazy in the head of course she’ll always be my mother. my father would be jaden jett mccoy and I don’t share his age either because he’s pretty much like my mother other than the fact that he was never into the whole drugs thing but he was a musician as well but currently he’s playing his music at weddings, yeah he’s a wedding singer and though he doesn’t approve of me wanting to be this big rock star he really could care less whatever I do he doesn’t like me and I don’t give a shit about him either. he’s never been someone I look up to he’s not worth it really but whatever I guess shit happens that you can’t explain and I don’t mind either.

so what about siblings , are there any other important family members ?

I’m an only child and I couldn’t be happier with that, I can’t stand my family and I know if I had any brothers and sisters they would just eventually piss me the fuck off..

i see , now could you tell me your favorite and least favorite things ?

family, friends, girls, walking around in his underwear, reading, heavy metal, fast cars, pot, alcohol, life, rock and roll, old horror films, comic books. fast food, tattoos, non-conformity, practical pranks, partying, the MTV channel, cigarettes, individuality, acting like a clown, adrenalin rushes, stage diving, guitar, eating, playstation, sidekick & performing.

skanks, hypocrites, broccoli, people who pick their noses in their cars, demeaning people, cold weather, dick stickers [speedos], whining whingebags, judgmental assholes, perfection, bad porn, teen groupies, boredom & anime.

so what about relationships , how do you find those ?

No I say fuck relationships I’m no good anymore at one point i was involved with someone, her name was elyse god she was the prettiest girl in all the land! I mean we were so into having a family and I couldn’t wait she was the first person to make me feel loved in a long time but then I went and fucked it up with my jacked up sperm, god I wanted to start a baby so bad but I just couldn’t give her one, then eventually I just gave up, wrote her a note saying I couldn’t do it anymore and left for America to live with my parents yeah call me a pussifed bitch all you want but whatever I don’t care anymore after two years I think she’s over it and we both can move on. I’m content with being single for noe.
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we've asked about family , significant others , but what about a pet ?

I have an english bulldog name mr. wiggles he’s pretty beast not going to lie.

last but not least - your best kept secret , what is it exactly ?

i don't keep secret but I guess I’ll eventually have to tell my next girlfriend that I’ll never be able to start a family with her, whatever fuck that .

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