/ * summer nights .

[ryleigh valmont .]

_{--- i'd like to know why i wasn't informed when you had sex for the first time!
closed.}

[parker harlow west]

^{ummm ummm ummm , idk. i couldn't think of a way to telll you guys.}

[ryleigh valmont .]

_{--- " i lost my virginity . " would be good !}

[parker harlow west]

^{hmm , that is a goood way to put it..}

[ryleigh valmont .]

_{--- YOU. suck.}

[parker harlow west]

^{errrh , i willll telll you next time ! c:}

[ryleigh valmont .]

_{--- i don't know if you've realized this or not, but you only lose your virginity once! plus, this world couldn't handle little parkers.}

[parker harlow west]

^{lololol , okay i willll inform next time i have sexxx. btw , i plan on having children when i am thirty , kay ? that's what condoms and birth control are for c:}

[ryleigh valmont .]

_{--- ew. but okay. and good, thirty is good. and you know what, i learned from friends that condoms are only 97% effective and birth control doesn't always work! ie, rachel and ross's baby.}

[isadora waldorf ,]

^{lololol , i love friendssss ! and come on , its a tv showw , condoms + birth control = no baby !}

[ryleigh valmont .]

_{--- meeee toooo! there's no doubt we're twins. "oh look at me, i'm CHANDLER. could i BE wearing anymore clothes ?!" lolololol. oh wait no.
joey: "well.. this one's wearing ducks.. and this one's wearing clowns... and ben was definitely wearing ducks! or clowns..."
chandler: "great"
joey: "i know, let's flip a coin!"
chandler: "flip for the baby, joey, we're going to flip for the baby?!"
joey: "you got a better idea?"
chandler: "alright. call it in the air."
chandler: "joey! you didn't call it!"
joey: "ohh... well... i know! ducks will be heads, because ducks, have heads!"
chandler: ".......what kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday party?"
lololololol. okay, i'm done now. il that show. butttt, real life example : tristan. izzy + birthcontrol + tristan + condom = shiloh and noah.}

[isadora waldorf ,]

^{omggg i love both of those episodes ! c: il phoebe , aka dr regina phalange ! though joey and chandler are deffff my favs. tristannn is a retard , of course he knocked someone uppp !}

[ryleigh valmont .]

_{--- ik so do i! i've seen every one! but what else do you do when you're sick for 234234 years right ? and lolololol il her so much! "somethings wrong with the plane's left phalange!" "miss, planes don't have phalanges." "OMG THIS PLANE DOESN'T HAVE A PHALANGE!" lolololol. omggg, joey and chandler = my loves. tristan is a retard! and true, but this is a perfect example. NO MORE SEX. BAD.}

[isadora waldorf ,]

^{sameeee ! buts thats cuz i've rented alllllll the seasons c: lololol , i like how you have quotes ! remember the one where joeys on the game showw ? " you put this in your coffee. " " a spoon ! your hands ! your face ! " " it's white. " " paper ! snow ! a ghost ! " " it's heavier than milk. " " a rock ! a dog ! the earth ! " " passsss ! " lolololol. c: and yeaaah , finnnneee.}

[ryleigh valmont .]

_{--- haha i own them alllll. c: and lololoololol, best one ever! "you put this on a burger." "ketchup!" "yes!" "mustard, relish - " "stop." lolololol, il joey and his stupid self so much. <3 and GOOD.}