tiny kingdoms ,

[teddy schuler]

<sup>google is a waste of time.

closed.</sup>

[tristan valmont ,]

^agreed.

[teddy schuler]

^{it doesn't even come up with the right stuff when you type something in.}

[tristan valmont ,]

^{urban dictionary is much better.}

[teddy schuler]

^{only because it describes me as "a guy so sexy that no woman can resist him, nor would they want to, known to cause immense sexual pleasure."}

[tristan valmont ,]

^{mine, "a attractive male with a name that dates back centuries." i hate to say it, but i think yours just won.}

[teddy schuler]

^{as always. but i've got to hand it to you, minus the kids and a whole bunch of other stuff, you've won in the life department.}

[tristan valmont ,]

^{im not so sure. kid number three is on the way now - different girl, though. but why do you say that?}

[teddy schuler]

^{you really need to stop with all these kids. you're going to end up having an army of them some day and then you'll say 'oh i wish i listened to teddy'. coming back seems like a stupid idea, should have just stayed in london.}

[tristan valmont ,]

<sup>im already thinking i should have listened to you. but tbh, its not alll my fault.

why are you having the second thoughts?</sup>

[teddy schuler]

<sup>i'm sure you were forced to have sex with them, totally not your fault at all.

some people hold grudges for the stupidest things.</sup>

[tristan valmont ,]

<sup>its true. i was pretty much raped.

also true. who's holding one against you?</sup>

[teddy schuler]

<sup>shame, now i can't totally blame you. take it back your life sucks.

luca, rayne, dakota, actually pretty much anyone who wants an excused to be pissed off for no valid reason.</sup>

[tristan valmont ,]

<sup>basically.

it sucks to be you too, then.</sup>

[teddy schuler]

^{pretty much. but it's better than being the guy with three kids, just decided this.}